Mischievous. Pale. Copywriter.

Look at my Resume (PDF)

I was once a cute little child with a bright future

Here are a few other fast facts about me:

  • I asked my high school sweetheart to marry me in front of 200 people. It's on film. She said yes.
  • I played college hockey for the University of Colorado.
  • I'm a dyslexic copywriter.
  • I biked from Bemidji, Minnesota to the Canadian border when I was 14. 140 miles over 5 days.
  • My mom was on Twitter two years before I was.

Did I mention that I have a resume?

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